Dear Cecil: While discussing a gay someone recently, my somebody Mary, a nurse, lauded him by adding, "and he's no damn gerbil stuffer, either." When I protested that she should not perpetuate cruel stereotypes of our homo brethren, she au fait me that she personally had witnessed a fellow admitted by her hospital to remove a deceased gerbil lodged in his rectum. Butterworth’s syrup, an ax handle, a nine-inch zucchini, incalculable dildoes and vibrators including one 14-inch model all-over with two D-cell batteries, a plastic spatula, a 9-1/2-inch water bottle, a deodorant bottle, a Coke bottle, a large set cap, numerous other bottles, a 3-1/2-inch nipponese refracting telescope blow ball, an 11-inch carrot, an antenna rod, a 150-watt light bulb, a 100-watt opaque bulb, a cucumber, a screwdriver, quadruplet rubber balls, 72-1/2 jeweler’s saws (all from one patient, but not all at the same time, though 29 were discovered on one occasion), a paperweight, an apple, an onion, a impressionable brush package, two bananas, a frozen pig’s ending (it got cragfast when it thawed), a ten-inch fundamental measure of broomstick, an 18-inch umbrella handle and fundamental rod, a vegetable encased in a condom, two Vaseline jars, a whiskey position with a cubature unit attached, a teacup, an oil can, a six-by-five-inch tool box weighing 22 ounces, a six-inch stone advisement two pounds (in the latter two cases the patients died due to intestinal obstruction), a baby toiletry can, a test tube, a ball-point pen, a peanut combatant jar, candles, baseballs, a sand-filled bike inner tube, stitching needles, a flashlight, a half-filled street drug pouch, a turnip, a pair of eyeglasses, a hard-boiled egg, a abrasive grindstone (with handle), a suitcase key, a syringe, a file, tumblers and glasses, a polyethylene waste product trap from the U-bend of a sink, and much, a good deal more. That gentleman is now doomed to be equal to a colostomy bag through eternity. In 1955 one man who was “feeling depressed” reportedly inserted a six-inch newspaper tube into his rectum, born in a lighted firecracker, and blew a hole in his anterior rectal wall. “Insertion of foreign bodies into the rectum,” as it’s with formality known, is by no means snowbound to gays. What I'd like to know is, what are the mechanics and philosophy of gerbil stuffing? numerous cases are ascribed to autoeroticism on the part of straights.
Shove a gerbil in your ass.
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5 Facts About The "Richard Gere Gerbil" Urban Legend
Sixty-three age ago this metallic fox was born, and about 20 year ago he became the susceptible of a sordid municipality caption that to this day he's still connected with. Seriously, it was “wtf” before we were speaking in acronyms. I'm talking, of course, about the infamous story from the early decennium about Richard Gere sticking out a gnawer up his ass and it getting stuck, so he had to go to Cedars-Sinai to get it removed.